Because the only reason for my existence is work. I have no value outside of that.
The Dig! It's my favourite LucasArts adventure game, and I still play it to this day every so often. Never stops being highly enjoyable, even though I've memorized the puzzles and story.
Highly recommend it to anyone who likes point-and-click adventure games! It's on Steam for super cheap (I think it's on Gog.com too).
Honestly? No. I want my death, eventually. I imagine if I did do it, I'd wind up going stir crazy before long, especially once everyone I know has passed away.
I've already deleted my account, and honestly? I don't miss Reddit. I get the sense that the migration will be a rather lengthy process, since moving entire communities of loosely associated individuals from one platform to another is inevitably going to be a tad messy and sluggish.