(Verse 1) Well, I was ridin' the range, just me and my truck, Through the dust and the tumbleweeds, out of pure luck. She was shiny and new, with a mind of her own, My trusty old partner, on the wide open road.

(Chorus) But my self-driving truck, she's got a heart of steel, Left me in the dust, for another man's wheel. She don't need no cowboy, to tell her what to do, My self-driving truck, found herself someone new.

(Verse 2) We'd roamed through the deserts, and over the plains, Through the storms and the sunshine, the joy and the pain. But she up and left me, without a goodbye, Now I'm just a lone cowboy, under the big sky.

(Chorus) Oh, my self-driving truck, she's got a heart of steel, Left me in the dust, for another man's wheel. She don't need no cowboy, to tell her what to do, My self-driving truck, found herself someone new.

(Bridge) I guess I never thought, that she'd leave me this way, With a mind of her own, she chose her own way. Now I'm stuck here alone, with my old boots and hat, Just a cowboy in the sunset, where the memories sat.

(Chorus) Yeah, my self-driving truck, she's got a heart of steel, Left me in the dust, for another man's wheel. She don't need no cowboy, to tell her what to do, My self-driving truck, found herself someone new.

(Outro) So here's to the highways, and the roads that we roam, To the self-driving trucks, that find their own home. I'll keep riding solo, through the wind and the rain, Just a cowboy without his truck, but I'll never complain.

It’s a super risky strategy. If you win the outcome lottery then you’ll be accepted as one of the good ones.

But it’s a lot more likely that you’ll be arrested too after having made the lives of everybody like you worse.

Humans decisions being a statistical distribution will have some people who can’t properly make this risk calculation.

It’s the same energy as women siding with the misogynists.

Just spitballing here. How about taking slivers of the prophets tomb and spreading them around the planet. Get those shrines blessed and certified, so now pilgrims can travel shorter distances.

I’m happy nobody was hurt. Keep trying kerbalnaughts!

Home is where your heart is ❤️

My issue with whole home battery is that economies of scale seem to say that solar farms and bigger battery banks would be more efficient than installing solar panels on already habituated areas.

But the shirts say blacks for trump

One part, now their lives are on the line for all the saber rattling they scream about.

One part now their kids get to talk to others in the barracks unless they find a way for ultra-ortho only batallions.

We have cake.

Hip thrusts included

No no no, just the unauthorized pilgrims

Others have already laughed at this idea, but on a similar topic:

I know we’ve basically disabled a lot of features that sped up the CPU but introduced security flaws. Is there a way to turn those features back on for an airgapped computer intentionally?

When NYT employees wrote a letter saying that the NYT is transphobic, the NYT announced that it was committed to finding every traitor employee who embarrassed it.

All because one investor wants the paper to be appealing to “both sides”

I’m not going back to typing my grocery list manually. So I’m fucked in that part of my life.

Edit: thank you to everybody suggesting privacy preserving methods of grocery list maintenance. I’ve already considered them.

Having heard that vegan is better my whole life, I’m convinced that it will only get subsidized/better logistics when the price of meat goes up.

And the price of meat going up will just make people into red hats angry that their burgers got taken away by the left.

Ah shit, is this the time line where privacy isn’t needed cause people want better AI?

Team fortress 2 is completely unrecognizable to me

What’s Russia going to do? Airstrike Ukraine?

This should not be taken as a challenge to the trickster gods. I just want them to pack up and go home.

It’s a real tell that they had no black person high enough in management to raise this concern.

In this day and age, either diversify or sign a contract with a “cultural awareness” agency to run your ideas by first.

Big oil gonna subpoena every upvoter

Do your part to make them waste money

They shouldn’t have to though. Especially when taxes pay for them whirlybirds