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Amro Amro @kbin.social

Do I have to? I describe badly

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Anon plays the used car market
  • @Early_To_Risa It's a rather elaborate way to offer a free parking space, bro

  • Bacon brings peace to the Middle East.
  • @DougHolland "Lo and behold! The AI Overlords granted the peaceful extra fingers to pick up the Bacon of Peace! As it was written!"

  • Wasted potential galore
  • @6mementomori Yes. Yes. Wasted pants.

    @ickplant

  • Steel yourself
  • @MyPornViewingAccount From personal experience I can assure you, a tick bite enlarges the penis but is not permanent. And because of the risk of Lyme's disease it is dangerous. Did I mention painful?

  • Learn something new every day...
  • @cuerdo For that joke you are getting a demerit!

    @return2ozma

  • Northern mockingbird watching me work
  • @Daxtron2 At least one of you is doing it's job.

  • Selective Autism
  • @Mandarbmax That is not a social cue. You just shat in your hand and are waving with it now. Stop it.

  • Transformation complete
  • @The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!

  • Games rule
  • @nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

  • Say hello to my little friends
  • @dohpaz42
    I will miss my tables, I guess. But nobody ever heard of of concrete high rises?
    @ZeroCool @Twinklebreeze @NOT_RICK @Lifecoach5000 @glibg10b

  • Porifera Robbie Rhomboidal Slacks
  • @MinguPingu We have Absorbent Bobbert Cubic Trousers at home, honey

  • Xenophobia is to racism what homophobia is to ... ?
  • @numan Lucky for them there is only one spiderman.

    @Lafari

  • Smokin' hot
  • @ObviouslyNotBanana That is a puffer fish, yes?

  • The Cosmic Bat Nebula
  • @fossilesque Geez... Scarecrow, this stuff is fucked up! Ya sure about this dosage?

  • Pope Francis says sexual pleasure is 'a gift from God'
  • @zephyreks Yeah, right. Claim it for God when I work so hard for it!