In all fairness, since it’s more of a baseline experience, there are fewer mosquito swam clouds and more biological countermeasures like geckos and anoles that help snap ‘em up.

The sheer density of what they can look like in the high north is almost unimaginable to me. I think you’ve actually got the edge there still, and for that you have my sympathy.

You speak truth.

Hello from the hell-swamps of Louisiana, where it’s Summer for 8-10 months a year and the mosquitos are an omnipresent scourge.

Bonus swarm: termite flights so densely packed that they show up as “weather” on radar.

AUDIBLE WINK

He really is one of the pettiest, most puerile humans on earth.

It would be almost impressive if it weren’t so miserably debilitating for so many.