My cat prefers to drink the water that has pooled in the shower
I never went to prom and reading the replies here reaffirms my decision
When I was a kid, I thought those things tasted fake and nasty.
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the power outages!
I didn't buy it before because it had kernel level anticheat which is incredibly invasive and unnecessary for a PVE game, and now I'm really glad I didn't buy it.
The three tryharding australium rocket launcher soldiers after the medic ubers a gibus spy:
I can hardly see what's going on in this and it's my own poster
DON'T UBERCHARGE A LIME SCUNT AT 3AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY THE CHURCH OF POMSON
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JOIN THE CHURCH OF POMSON TODAY (https://steamcommunity.com/groups/PomsonMafia) this is probably self-promotion but I don't care
I can hear this in my head I AM FULLY CHARGED! GO GET THEM! MOVE!
Why do you think we have the Beggar's Bazooka?
Me neither. Reject celebrities, return to American Boot
You've heard of the Sniper vs Spy update, now get ready for the
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...This time on Unholy Mackerel, can the Fishineer take on the Jarate life form?...
Piss montage
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Piss Piss Piss Piss. Piss Piss Piss Piss. Piss Piss Piss PISSS. Piss Piss Piss Piss.
They're both explosives classes, so it's close enough
I wouldn't use twitter if they paid me
I would use twitter if they paid me
I would if given the chance, I really don't like people.
My parents bought a 'luxury' SUV because it was the only electric vehicle that fit their needs. Despite all the 'luxury' features, I'd prefer a Honda Civic or something due to a number of incidents with the POS infotainment system, the most notable of which is when it TRIED TO CALL 911 because its voice command function misinterpreted some background noise as a prompt.
The only reason it didn't get us arrested for abusing emergency services is because we were in an area without cellphone reception.
Last known photo of the Great Southern Turtle Engie (2fortius intelcampium)
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Five seconds later, someone's comp 6's team rolled through the casual 2fort lobby and capped the intel, killing the turtle engie in the process
Not coming to theaters near- Wait, I already made that joke
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Rated R for RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Coming to no theaters, anywhere, ever!
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Rated G for GET THIS SHIT OFF OF MY SCREEN WHAT IDIOT GREENLIT THIS
Government propaganda
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Damn gubbermint is comi'n for 2fort sewers. Every'un knows the Sewer Medic's not a threat!