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OTTAWA - As employees continue to express their desire to work from home, owners of downtown office buildings aren't sure what they will do with all this unused space. Also in unrelated news Canada has a huge shortfall in terms of housing supply that is on the verge of causing a financial crisis.

Mississauga - Following last week’s incident where an Air Canada passenger was forced to sit on a vomit covered seat, the air line says they’ve taken steps to ensure that won’t happen again as long as flyers are willing pay. The airline has introduced a new seating tier called “Vomit Free”, that wi

We sat down with Ontario Premier Doug Ford to discuss the Greenbelt scandal and how he plans to fix his damaged reputation.

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Toronto - Due to ongoing construction as part of the new Ontoronto Line, streetcar service on Queen Street will be halted. And unfortunately due to various other streetcar replacement services, there will be no available buses to service Queen and the TTC will be using replacement stagecoaches. The

As the average price of a Canadian house hit $668,754 in July, up by more than 6% in past year, homeowners and renters across the country are feeling the squeeze. Canadians, particularly millennials and gen Z, widely report a belief that their earning will never catch up to home prices that have been skyrocketing for decades.

“We need climate strategies that are practical and that anyone can do. This one should be particularly welcomed, given how expensive groceries already are.”

“If a child hasn’t told their parents their pronouns or name because their home isn’t a safe space for them to be themself, then it is our responsibility as educators to ensure that that lack of a safe space extends to their school life."

Same rules as last week.

Any comedic content is accepted, not just satire, as long as it relates to Canadian politics. (Moderation will be pretty forgiving on this. If you have an Onion article or something that only marginally relates to Canada, it'll probably stay up.)

So post your Beaverton articles, your political cartoons, funny video clips, whatever, as long as it is funny.

If you are posting a satirical article, you should include "[satire]" at the end of your post title to help minimize confusion.

Rules 1 and 2 still apply! Nothing hateful or calls for violence.

Satire Saturday ends on Sunday morning, so feel free to post your funnies until then.

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Note: You can still post legitimate news as well, it doesn't have to be funny.

Despite riding high in the polls Conservatives are worried that Canadians haven't exactly warmed up to Pierre Poilievre just yet.

OTTAWA - With polls showing Conservatives trouncing the federal Liberals in a hypothetical election, Prime Minister Trudeau reassured worried party staffers that he will suffer almost no loss to his wealth or quality of life after the forthcoming rout.

By Connor O’Brien Queen’s Park - A lackadaisically looking Ontario Premier Doug Ford arrived at a press conference this afternoon while rubbing the sleep from his eyes, attempting to shift blame of his appearance on Sears, deeming "I'm disappointed in the selection we have to put up with now

MARKHAM, ON - As housing unaffordability rages out of control, the loose coalition of corporate landlords, investment property flippers, Airbnb moguls, REITs, and foreign real estate money launderers held a brief press conference thanking Canadians for training their public outrage solely on immigration.

Same rules as last week.

Any comedic content is accepted, not just satire, as long as it relates to Canadian politics. (Moderation will be pretty forgiving on this. If you have an Onion article or something that only marginally relates to Canada, it'll probably stay up.)

So post your Beaverton articles, your political cartoons, funny video clips, whatever, as long as it is funny.

If you are posting a satirical article, you should include "[satire]" at the end of your post title to help minimize confusion.

Rules 1 and 2 still apply! Nothing hateful or calls for violence.

Satire Saturday ends on Sunday morning, so feel free to post your funnies until then.

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Note: You can still post legitimate news as well, it doesn't have to be funny.

QUEEN'S PARK - Following the minimal fallout of the recent Greenbelt scandal, where Ontario's Conservative Government took orders from connected property developers to allow development on newly purchased, Premier Ford has officially allowed his donors to purchase the city of Brampton at a heavily discounted price.

MONTREAL - The RCMP and Canadian Wildlife Service issued a joint statement late Thursday afternoon advising Canadians across the country to shelter in place after it was discovered that former Prime Minister Jean Chrétien had escaped from his enclosure.

Toronto - After backlash from residents and city councillors over the large signs outlining new rules regarding drinking in parks, the city has decided to remove the signs and replace them with dozens of men who will be more than happy to explain the rules to you. The men will be deployed to the en

OTTAWA - As a summer season of wildfires rages across the nation, the Federal Government has updated the Canadian flag to more accurately depict the maple leaf burning in an uncontrolled wildfire.

Same rules as last week.

Any comedic content is accepted, not just satire, as long as it relates to Canadian politics. (Moderation will be pretty forgiving on this. If you have an Onion article or something that only marginally relates to Canada, it'll probably stay up.)

So post your Beaverton articles, your political cartoons, funny video clips, whatever, as long as it is funny.

If you are posting a satirical article, you should include "[satire]" at the end of your post title to help minimize confusion.

Rules 1 and 2 still apply! Nothing hateful or calls for violence.

Satire Saturday ends on Sunday morning, so feel free to post your funnies until then.

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Note: You can still post legitimate news as well, it doesn't have to be funny.

By Noa Garmaise Toronto - By now, most Ontarians have seen the province’s hot new ad campaign—the slogan “The Future is Electric” is plastered on TV commercials, phone pop-ups, and street-side billboards. Despite the generally positive response the ad blitz has received, the Ford government wishe