"A Green Belt? Folks, I Don't Even Own A Black One" Ford Decrees In Sweatpants | The Toronto Harold [satire]

By Connor O’Brien Queen’s Park - A lackadaisically looking Ontario Premier Doug Ford arrived at a press conference this afternoon while rubbing the sleep from his eyes, attempting to shift blame of his appearance on Sears, deeming "I'm disappointed in the selection we have to put up with now