Explain bidets for me please.
Explain bidets for me please.
How do you not drip back onto it? Do you use paper too? How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry? Doesn't poo go everywhere?
It just seems so weird.
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How easy is it to get your asshole into the stream? Does it spray your butt and you need to reposition?
Yes, I need to move around a bit to hit the mark, and generally ensure full coverage. Not sure how much I'm over doing it, but it works for me. Totally feel like I'm slumming any time I'm forced to use a toilet without one, now.
It's a focused stream. You can usually position them forward / back on the bidet, then you just wiggle until your butt is clean.
Seriously the best thing ever. Get one.
If the key is centered correctly (a 2 minute job) then you instinctively position yourself when you sit down.
*most instinctively position. This will vary by body size.