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"You whippersnappers don't know null! When I was your age... it was actually quite temperate and lovely here. I'm sorry, kiddos.
Now don't forget to put those exo-masks on nice and tight or else you'll catch your death of fire lung, and this isn't the Bezos Elysium Station, we can't just afford to clone you new ones!"
Personally I just want to offer to go with the children to the retirement homes so we can burn some boomers together.
It's so heartbreaking hearing my mother wish for a white Christmas every year. They're not coming back, Mom...
Oof, right in the feels.
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