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Israel Assures It Doing Everything Possible To Minimize Civilians

www.theonion.com Israel Assures It Doing Everything Possible To Minimize Civilians

TEL AVIV—Addressing observers concerned about the toll of the nation’s ongoing incursion into Gaza, Israeli officials assured critics Friday that it was doing everything possible to minimize civilians. “To those expressing apprehension about this war, just know that our troops are taking every ...

Israel Assures It Doing Everything Possible To Minimize Civilians
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  • It's always funny when you find onion articles that are accurate. Not defending Hamas or the IDF here Fuck both. This conflict was planned by both sides to galvanize support for their respective "governments". Civilians are currency to both regimes it's just a different exchange rate.

  • Goddamn. I love the Onion.