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The fifth world. @lemm.ee Serval @sh.itjust.works 1y ago

My cat pissed on the dimensional anomaly

As I said in the title, my cat pissed on the dimensional anomaly (again) and now the entities want to lock him in another realm. What do I do?

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I'm sorry OP, but you must sacrifice your cat to the anomaly. It's the only way to save the world.
- Can't I simply sacrifice the world to the cat in order to save the anomaly?
  
  That could work, but you'd need a lot of catnip
- Are you really the guy that stole my giant inflatable Banana Man that was advertising my products?
  
  It didn't escape, it gained sentience and escaped. I know this because that banana is me.
Rub his nose in it.

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