it's raining and i'm currently not wearing pants

i really want some beef ribs and the butcher with the good meat is only open until 2pm today. what's my play?

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How hard is it raining? I have hung a tarp between trees in order to smoke in heavy rain. If it’s not raining that hard, just go for it
- Idk how we help OP with the pants thing, though.
  
  Make a kilt out of the aforementioned tarp
- So it has not been raining steadily all day, but there's been several short heavy downpours. Smoking or grilling would have been miserable.