On November 14, a 20-year-old woman named Lanah Burkhardt appeared before the school board of the Conroe Independent School District in Texas. Burkhardt told the board that, when she was 11, she read a Scholastic book that introduced her to "a single kiss." According to Burkhardt, her exposure to th...
Article by Popular: It reports how a woman went to a school board meeting in Texas and claimed that the graphic novel "Drama" by Raina Telgemeier traumatized her, resulting in a porn addiction. The article debunks the outrageous claims and exposes the woman's ties to a right-wing media company.
Such a shame, if she hasn't seen that one very specific book, she would never again have possibly been exposed to "a single kiss" and would have therefore lived a perfectly puritanical life devoid of any sexual gratification, exactly as Jesus demands we impose on all children everywhere.
Imagine getting to blame everyone else for your shortcomings.
Or having to deal with the imaginary shortcomings of other people that you don't have. Such as, being able to read the Fahrenheit 451, without getting a boner.