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Enemies of Christmas! To battle! Choose your weapon:
18 1 ReplyObviously the Menorah.
It is made of metal unlike the card and the cup, and it does extra fire damage.
23 0 Replythe coffee has splash damage and high DoT though
20 0 ReplyY'all underestimating the low casting cost of saying "happy holidays".
12 0 Replysplash damage
I snorted 😂
9 0 ReplyTrue, it does AoE, but only once.
5 0 ReplyUnless we use videogame logic and it's an infinite coffee cup
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It can do heat damage too if you use McDonald's coffee
5 0 ReplyThe card can give you one hell of a paper cut.
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It also has a hole in the middle to stick your finger in so you can rotate it like a Kunai or Sai and look badass
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Can't I just wield an entire holiday tree? That's what my biofamily hate most.
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