Spoiled?

I dare you to put a price on when a cat is curled up in your lap and does that sleepy yawning stretch where they hook your pinky finger in their beans and just hold it there.

Not only is that worth every penny I have, I’ll sit motionless until my legs lose all circulation and become gangrenous to avoid disturbing the cat after they do that deep sigh where they snuggle down. Totally worth it.

if i've learned anything from growing up with spoiled pets is that pets should be illegal