Goddess, I would not tear myself away from your pussy😋
1 0 ReplyI don't think I've ever seen a perfect figure....... wait a minute😍
1 0 ReplySo are Lemmy users called Lemmies? Lemmurs? Lemmers? Lemians?
15 0 ReplyThe asklemmy community recently established that we’re lemmings :)
14 0 ReplyAwesome. Let's go, Lemmings!
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Lemmingtonians
1 0 ReplyI vote Lemmurians or Lemmings.
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Porn on the front page! (All communities -> best today.) That's how you know we're bringing link aggregators back to the roots.
And I'd say "Hi Hybe! Free for a coffee sometime?"
11 1 ReplyMy asexual ass just browsing around for funsies. I guess my response would be "Hey lady, want some chocolate?"
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Wake up sticky and awkwardly change my underwear probs
6 0 ReplyDamn! You have an amazing body. You must be the reason for morning wood 😉
5 0 ReplyWe are going to have to test lots of angles on lots of surfaces. For science. Dream science. Dream logic is weird that way.
5 0 ReplyI literally laughed 😂
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Hope i was in a car accident and on life support in a coma for a long long time.
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4 0 ReplyWake up, with my luck 😥
3 0 ReplyGive you a poke to check we're awake 😂
3 0 ReplyNut
2 0 Replyreally hope you’re in my next dream too
2 0 ReplyHopefully not wake up
2 0 ReplyIn wet deams I come pretty fast and wake up, does anyone have tips to have wet dreams, without waking up wet?
1 0 ReplySlowly tie your hands and feet to that bed until you can barely move. Then caress your body, teasing you until you beg for it all...
2 1 ReplyNever wake up.
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