Daily Thread - Saturday, Get Diddly Down Today - 01/07/2023
Daily Thread - Saturday, Get Diddly Down Today - 01/07/2023
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Why is owning a beaver not a blessing?
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Because the beaver dams it
Your post about a beaver seems as good a place as any to complain about my current state of ovary pain.
Missing 90% of the pipes and they still kick my arse 😑
💊
The perfect cure. Thanks
Blessed be the fruit
Beavers are majestic animals that hold a sacred place in the hearts of all Canadians.
Also in French beaver is 'castor', which is where the term castration comes from. Back in the day, the act of castration was performed using beaver teeth, as they were sharp and widely available. So a castrato singer technically means 'one who's voice is created by a beaver'
None of that is true (except for castor meaning beaver) but thanks for reading.
i really, really wanted this to be true, arsehole
I mean you can still claim it to be true. Who's gonna argue?
might find some other weird canadians
95% of us have fuck all knowledge of French.
Run with it.
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Beaverbub is gonna dam' ya,
No blessings, just burnin' hellfiya
He'll ig-gnaw your cries and prayers
This Rodent-God is gonna get ya