Uuuuuuuuuu, that's genius, you could brick any website like that that you want to stop using. I'm going to post this in a productivity community without crediting you! (I'm not going to do that, do you want credit?)
This was obviously a consulting service. I charge by the word. Each word is USD 41.38 + tax. After my sales assistant received the payment you can reuse the advice as often as you like.