You Thought You’d Seen The Last Of Carson Wentz. You Were Tragically Mistaken [Defector]

When we last saw professional North Dakotan Carson Wentz, he was putting the Washington Commanders on his freckled back and carrying them directly into the septic tank. The Comms released Wentz in February, after which he languished on the market for nine months. Given that Wentz had run himself out...