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Police Officer Explains Why The Intoxicating Rush Of Murder Should Always Be A Last Resort

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Police Officer Explains Why The Intoxicating Rush Of Murder Should Always Be A Last Resort

5 comments

This not funny bcz it's too real.
F**k off, pig. 🖕🏻
- You just swallowed the onion.
  
  And it wasn't exactly a subtle shallot.