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You might think you've had struggles in your life. And I'm sure you have. But they're nothing compared to the agonies of a spoilt cat who only gets fed three times a day and isn't getting attention right at this minute.
The horror!
I see you’ve met my cat
You need one of these babies so you can sit on your arse and scratch a pet at the same time. Also great for backs and cleaning hairbrushes. Note that it's extendable.
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Omg, a telescopic mini rake for the back! Begins frantic googling
A two dollar shop. One of those ones that sells cigarette lighters on the counter.
Ooh I know the ones; mine's got the cheap thongs, plastic plant pots and aprons displayed on the footpath outside.
Hou’d better be preparing a luxury snack right now