I'm sitting at a bus shelter and the old woman sitting next to me just farted. I couldn't hear it and I can't smell it, but she sort of leaned over and I felt the vibration through the bench.
I'm sitting at a bus shelter and the old woman sitting next to me just farted. I couldn't hear it and I can't smell it, but she sort of leaned over and I felt the vibration through the bench.
It was a weird sensation to feel my bum rumble in resonance with hers. A bit unpleasant, a bit funny, and I just wanted to share.
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Definitely a theme appearing in Lemmy culture so far.
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That's more intimacy than I experienced today
6 0 ReplyDid you vibrate her back with your own fart?? It's the courteous thing to do.
5 0 ReplyYou're forever connected, now. This is but the start of your beautiful story.
5 0 ReplyYou shared a moment! A terrible, awkward, horrible moment.
4 0 ReplyI sympathise, you are now brother of fart.
3 0 ReplyThis made me blow air quickly through my nose as I read it! That's a win! 😂
3 0 ReplyAs long as it was only out of your nose.
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