where is messi?
Left hand: Maradona
These are so weird lmao, why is goalkeeping there?
You see out of your left shoulder?
TIL Ronaldo shoots from the hip.
What would be the worst version of this?
Like the right foot of Arjen Robben. What else?
Why isn't headers on this list? Surely would be Ronaldo again as well.
Where is Giroud? Pretty sure he should be the keeper.
So Messi?
The right hand of Wayne Hennessey is certainly a...choice.
I guess this is for his teammates only
Can’t tell if it’s funnier to pick Hennessey in goal or take his own left foot over Messi’s
Yeah, that right hand of Wayne Hennessey's landed him in trouble before. Less said about it the better, I would have thought.
Why, regardless of the angle that it is approached, are all these comments full of emotional cope. That's what it feels like at least. As if everyone is trying to justify it so they don't feel bad or dumb because of someone else's opinion. I need to stop reading reddit comments
He shoots from the hip
Literally unjerkable 😤
I'll also play along and make mine:
Control: Messi
Vision/reading the game: Messi
Shooting: Messi
Finishing: Messi
Long shots: Messi
Dribbling: Messi
Athleticism: C. Ronaldo
Right foot: C. Ronaldo
Left foot: Messi
Defensive attributes: Maldini
Engine: Kanté
Creation of space: Messi
Playing in between the lines: Messi
1-2s: Messi
Freekicks: Juninho
Flair/skills: Ronaldinho
Power: Haaland
Aggression: Gattuso
Agility: Messi
Balance: Messi
Speed: Henry
Reaction speed: Messi
Positioning: Messi
Crossing: Beckham
Jumping/Attacking headers: C. Ronaldo
Surprised a bit Kroos is right foot and not Ronaldo.
I guess eyes for Modric is perfect, Kroos as brain would be good.
These are so cringe
No Rory Mcilroy?
Bale’s been on the Hennessy selecting Hennessey lmao
So no ass of Hazard?
Call him, the REAL player.
All Real Madrid players and Wayne Hennessey. Incredible.
Crystal Palace legend
Wtf is this
Gareth Bale in fact has a better left foot than Messi and Maradona
/s in case it was obvious enough
So his Real Madrid teammates?
his 30+ Real Madrid teammates.
with Johnny Sins' cock
Personally I would have chosen Giroud as goalkeeper
ngl surprised Ronaldo is in shooting and not Lewandovski considering how sure, Cristiano you can say he had the better career overall, but as whom adapted better to age and what not to not struggle on a twilight of career, Lewandovski works plus he scored a lot too...so imo Lewa on shooting makes more sense than CR7, no disrespect to him.
"Now watch this drive"
No heading?
Awful dress sense though.
Balenstein's Monster
How can left foot not be Messi ?
One of those footballers who obviously wouldn’t have amounted to much if it wasn’t for football. Not very bright.
