PREFERRED:
- PhD in quantum cryptography
- 3 years of janitorial services experience
- Proof of current therapist
41 0 ReplyAlso willing to get the entire office lunch on wednesdays.
7 0 ReplyAnd willing to work without pay for a probationary period of six months. Pay will be negotiated after that based on evaluations.
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This is more than just a full stack, this is stack overflow.
please clap29 0 ReplyYeah, they're pushing it hard with this one
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EZ, I have 5 years of experience with ChatGPT 😎
25 0 ReplyPfft, obviously an intern position.
14 0 ReplyNo SVN. I'm in.
13 0 Replyit's hg instead.
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I mean, reading that, it's a stretch but not that much of a stretch. They're basically saying "JVM, .NET, Node, a bunch of CI/CD and DevOps tools" and then a bunch of repeats and calling out adjacent technologies/specific dependencies. It's not something where you'd be expected to work on all of those every day, but work full-stack at a company a bit and drift into a few different projects and you'd check those boxes. This is just a very bad/scary job posting calling out every minutiae.
13 0 ReplyRight, this seems like a normal list. They didn't say you have to be an expert in all of these, just that you may be using them.
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No PostgreSQL, hard pass
11 0 ReplyThey are looking for a full stack of developers.
11 0 ReplyThey're looking for a full-stacked developer
10 0 ReplyWe made up 5 of those. For your application to be considered, please say which ones at the top of your cover letter.
10 0 Replyand more.
7 0 ReplyBilly Mays: "But wait, there's more!"
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Stack taller than the Empire State Building
6 0 ReplyIs that real? That is absolutely absurd. At least it says "may encounter" instead of "required"
6 0 Reply"Required with at least 25 years experience in each language"
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"We expect you to have at least +10 year job experience as well" 😅
5 0 Replyin this thing that's only existed for 5.
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Full Spectrum Developer
4 0 ReplyThey used this excellent tototial
4 0 ReplyLooking for a consolidator and a lead architect. lol tfs and github 🤦♂️
3 0 ReplyBoth TFS AND GitHub??? These guys know what they're doing.
2 0 ReplyOmg Jboss shivers. Haven't thought of that in a long time...
1 0 ReplyMe too like big stack! Unga bunga
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