Farmer league
What a finish. What a result
Genuinely amazing game to watch because of how absurd it feels
steve bruce refused to play this adonis
I remember seeing a bracket of the highest paid prem players and the lowest, I visibly remember longstaff being in the lowest end earning less than £1M per year. Now he's scoring against PSG.
What an atmosphere too
Dream return to CL at home for Newcastle
I can't recall another time when the main cameras are being obstructed by waving flags
What a brilliant return of the CL to Newcastle
What a beauty. Curler and a banger.
Yearly Schar Banger right there.
BEST PLAYER ALL GAME AND BEST GOAL ALL DAY FUCKING BEAUTY
Pack it up boys it’s peak
Holy shit what a strike
I came a little when that went in.
Luis Enrique in PSG is not going so well is it
Defenders running wild on the farmers league big boys. Love to see it.
Lol and I got downvored when I said, when Enrique got announced that he is a fraud that got carried by Messi
Genuinely seen better Championship defending
Psg should be used to struggling in CL, seems everyone beats them
Lol and I got downvored when I said, when Enrique got announced that he is a fraud that got carried by Messi
What is actually happening? This is unreal. What a night
What is actually happening? This is unreal. What a night
I'm not crying , your crying
Another Thundercunt from the world’s best striking CB! This goal will be schär-ed nonstop for months to come 🔥
I came a little when that went in.
Schar used up his thunder cunt goal of the season in the UCL 😞
The hell has gone on tonight
Schar used up his thunder cunt goal of the season in the UCL 😞
AHAHAHAHAHA
Another Thundercunt from the world’s best striking CB! This goal will be schär-ed nonstop for months to come 🔥
absolute curler
WHAT A ROCKET! STRAIGHT INTO EIFFEL TOWER!
What a finish and the game
Newcastle are milking Ray Hudson completely dry at this point. Magisterial!
I know there's fuck Ramos subreddit. Is there by any chance also a fuck PSG one? This should be pinned at the top.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GOAL!!!
What a screamer
making that tackle into that strike is dream-like
Holy fuck
You lost beautifully and with great unity Paris, and that’s what really matters.
That random bit of English in the commentary is killing me
PSG are done.
WOW NEWCASTLE
Never speak to me about PSG again. What an embarrassing performance.
PSG is always the same, every single year
Wins the ball then bangs it in, what a lad
holy fuck
Hes so fucking sexy man
Embarrassing performance by PSG.
Luis Enrique is gone by December
?
PSG has been playing their best football in years lol (not talking about tonight obviously)
The defending is truly terrible
Dare I say, even worse than last season?
Optimistic.
It is still true if he's gone next week as well
They have 73% possession so that must mean they won the game in his eyes. He must stay there forever
October
Sacked by the morning
Next United manager
Please god yes
God help United if they sack Ten Hag because of these results. He has to take ultimate responsibility but there's only so much he can do, both about injuries and individual mistakes.
turns out messi wasnt the problem
Annual Schar stunner
PSG fucked around and found out
Mbappe is catching the next plane out
Perez already sent his next love letter to join RM
Well he won't swim to Paris is he
That’s not the proper use of that phrase, it’s become so overused and lost all its meaning it seems
what’re you the FAFO police?
As much as I love seeing PSG downfall. I just know it means Mbappe in Real and it's gonna be brutal for us.
Lmao
WTF WAS THAT
I just said "you might as well have a crack" and the fucking madlad went and did it!
A schärt
A FUCKING BANGER
God damn what a hit
G O L A motherfucking Z O
Schär’s biannual banger
A patented Schar THUNDERCUNT
PSG frauds this year?
Cheers PSG, y’all can leave. Mbappe you can stay
Is Newcastle officially massive now
Always have been
Holy fuck Newcastle
PSG are absolutely dogshit. What a goal.
We have fucking battered them tbh
Oh you’ve been fantastic. PSG are also a massively overpaid disaster at the same time.
Messi as usual ghosted.👻
Wonder how the PSG fans will blame him and Ney for this one.
it’s ok, they’ll whistle neymar and messi next game for not tracking back
Hilarious how they keep cutting to Mbappe after each goal
blimey
Stadium announcer shut up quickly there
Why is he so good at long range shooting
Rocket
Wow what a hit!
One banger a season, classic Schar
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The coached by Steve Bruce redemption arc is complete
brexit 4 - 1 bedbugs
Curious why bedbugs 😂
Paris is apparently infested.
lmao you guys are aware about that
This timeline… wow
Banger, amazing strike after getting the ball himself too, absolutely class
Hahahahahahaha
Only scored bangers
lol the closeup of luis enriques face after the goal.
Saudi 4 - Qatar 1
what the hell
And share alike!
Mandatory Schar yearly banger
WHAT A FUCKING HTI SON
HTI indeed
The combination of HIV, STD and UTI. Truly astonishing!
HOWAY THE INGLISH
As if the yearly Schar banger went to PSG in the champions league. Dreamland.
How bad is Dortmund
Newcastle and Milan through?
PSG fans deserve every bit of this embarrassment for how they treated Neymar and Messi
