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Corrupt a Wish

Simple game, a person makes a wish. Anyone else can "corrupt" it. Then that person makes a wish of their own, and the cycle continues.

For example:

Person A: I wish I had 1 million dollars.

Person B: Wish granted, but they are Monopoly dollars. My wish: I wish I could fly.

Person C: Wish granted, but sustaining flight requires 500 calories per minute. My wish: I wish I could teleport.

etc.

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I'll start off: I wish I could teleport
- Wish granted, but coordinates span the universe. You mess up, teleport off planet, and die.
  
  I wish I could fly.
  
  edit: subconsciously copied the flying part lol
  
  Wish granted, but you can only fly when no one is looking at you.
  
  I wish I had the ability to predict what someone was going to say before they could say it.
Okay, Person C. You can teleport, but only one bodypart at a time. My wish: I wish I could charge phones with my hand.
- Okay, Deestan. You can charge phones with your hand, but only very slowly and the phone gets uncomfortably hot. My wish: I wish public transport was free.
  
  Okay, Pankkake. Public transport is free, which is a great boon to the plebs but obviously have the the car manufacturers and other corporate lobbyists irked. They lobby the government until funding is severely slashed; eventually passenger train infrastructure starts to crumble, busses are frequently out of commission, and no one can get anywhere on time using public transport.
  
  I wish everyone in the world always had enough food to satisfy their basic nutritional needs.

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