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Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It

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AUSTIN, TX—Ascribing the decision to prioritizing the safety of the chain’s employees and customers, grocery retailer Whole Foods announced Thursday that they would be closing 6 more stores across the country after a customer tried a blueberry without paying for it. “If someone takes even one more b...

Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It
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