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Why am I eating a lb of pistachios at midnight?
Because you're a nut
because man must succumb to their base urges
I don't think I could mess it up more if I wanted to
Nyooo but I just got it back on track!
I believe in you. Remember, not being on the internet much is hella hot.
Bahahahhaha it's midnight and I've just woken up from a nap
Whelp no need to fight the inevitable I guess
wait am i being cursed right now? stupid cooch
Lets get the drunk snack at 3 o'clock lets gooooooo
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