They actually don't do Tuesdays, sorry. T u e s d a y s only. You know, those days of the week where you realize "oh, fuck, how is it only T u e s d a y?!"
This feels like a cartoon in which a horse died and they need catering for the funeral. Or maybe a trap, where the dead horse's owner has beef with someone, and this is that someone's way at trying to get back at them.