you just transported my brain to a world where the orange site somehow existed before computing and started making prediction market bets on the mechanical Turk revolutionizing Chess
"what I learned from building a chessboard in a weekend"
"chess with matchsticks - I really liked orangeposter42069's weekend chess experiment but wanted to see if I could go even more extreme, [53000 word vomit continues, 3 Medium popover walls + coursebuy griftware on the side]"
"chess with matchsticks may be interesting, but AXESHOEWALLY bars of soap would be more period-appropriate"