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  • Explanation: The Roman Emperor Diocletian was one of the few Roman Emperors to not die in office. He actually opted to retire. When his former co-rulers requested he come back and unfuck the mess he left behind, he responded that they would not ask such a thing of him, if they saw the beauty of HIS CABBAGES which he grew with his own hands.

    Props for finding his calling later in life, I suppose?