Stories I've heard in the last year from my friends and co-workers:
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Bragging about how they got 5 hours of sleep last night because their newborn finally slept until 6am
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A "funny" story about how their 5 year old managed to get a hold of some chewing gum and got it stuck in their hair and all over a rug
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A potty training "success" story about how their toddler remembered to pull down their pants, but remembered mid shit they should have sat on the toilet, so they shat all over the bathroom.
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They found a juice box their kid bit a hole into and then tucked under their car seat... By smelling it rotting
Trojan just needs to get a group of parents together to tell stories about their kids and paste them word for word on the back of their boxes.
As someone about to be a parent for the first time in the next couple weeks, I'm starting to understand why parents are so enamored with those little stories.
I'm so excited about being able to raise a little girl and really want to be able to teach her everything. My wife and I will be able to experience the world in a completely new way because our child will have that excitement about everything that adults lose over time.
To each their own, I completely understand why someone wouldn't want kids, but I definitely think those stories are really the greatest things in the world to the parents. Because generally, a parent's kid is the best kid in the world to them.
I have coworker that is very good at her job, but lunch break is a pain. All she talks about is her kids. And when she does, she dominates lunch until lunch is over. If we talk about something else, she is quiet until there's a split second pause in the conversation. Then she's right in there with tidbits of what her kids said, did or something like that. Her kids are 10 and 12. They're not cute anymore. She identifies her entire personality with her kids.
Luckily we can dictate ourselves if we want to come in to the office or work from home
Have we talked before?
Wow, how dare they talk about their life.
Yes. That was my point. Definitely not that children are a handful and many people would rather not have that responsibility thrust upon them.
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You underestimate how much people fuck. It's a physical compulsion. People be fuckin.
We have all met your mother
Curious. You speak fervently of your constant sexual encounters with my mother.
Yet you also seem predisposed to share how her appearance is grotesque, and her body mass rivals that of marine animals, that her odor is extreme, suggesting per your own words that she is unwashed for several decades.
Perchance, is this your sexual preference and you merely project it upon dearest mother mine?
Perhaps the idea is that condom users are more likely to (eventually) become economically stable enough to support and create a family. Those children directly benefit from their parent(s) and are more likely to learn behaviors from the parent'(s) behaviors, such as safe sex.
The other marketable uses for the condom include its ability to protect the users from diseases.
Shouldn't the dude with the gun have fallen already? Unless the other guy is alot heavier than he looks.
He is holding a tungsten cube in his other hand
The almighty 30cm tungsten cube from amazon
Nah, they know what they're doing. If their customers had children they'd stop having sex all the time.
*quality condom companies
