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Holy shit your title was a punchline and it was a good one
114 0 ReplyRead the whole thing. Fuck you and I'll see you later
73 0 Reply👏...👏...👏
27 0 ReplyBravo on your post title, OP. It made the story all the better.
21 0 ReplyHello from 2019
17 0 Replywhat does it mean that he's a 'toaster'?
17 1 Replythe story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)63 0 ReplyDon't forget the "getting rusty" as well.
48 0 ReplyOH.MY.FUCKING.GOD
I missed the joke by a mile.
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Fuck you!
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So she was fucking a toaster?
16 0 ReplyNope. Her "primal urges" were hunger. She only used it to make food
27 0 ReplyHope not
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Red Dwarf Fanfic. ✔
8 0 ReplyAh, so you're a waffle man.
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