Memes @lemmy.ml X3N0 @thelemmy.club 11mo ago

Hydrox are actually pretty good

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Did you just call Hydrox an Oreo knockoff

My dude, the better-entrenched brand is not always the original.
- Well it's no wonder Oreo took over, who wants to eat cookies that sound like a cleaning detergent?
  
  It's either that or your grandma's biscuits that help her poop.
  
  P.S. Not trying to attack you, just always wondered why anyone would choose HYDROX(it sounds like a fucking poison, right? am i the only one? WHAT IS GOING ON??) AS THE NAME OF THEIR GOD DAMN COOKIE!!!!11!!!!
  
  Hydrox could be a detergent, medicine, plumbing brand, pet supplument, video game boss, maybe even a sports drink but NOT a freaking cookie.
  
  You've never grabbed a bottle of fabuloso to wet your whistle?
  
  Yeh I fully agree. Horrible branding.
- No I did not, it was just a comment on their superior flavor profile. Sorry if it came out wrong, English isn't my first language.
  
  It's a context thing, not a language thing. People will usually assume your title (hydrox) has something to do with the thing you posted (oreo knockoffs).
Gonad Vortex double filled Bust-os

Ohhhh yeah baby!
My man here got whooshed. Pretty sure these are not real cookies.
- You mean to say you've never enjoyed a Bust-O's by Gonad Vortex?!
  
  Right? I mean what other chocolate sandwich cookie is "overflowing with nut"?
  
  I mean... Not if you're talking about cookies.
  
  Is- is that a sex thing?
- It's edited Great Value cookies
I think Oreos were originally hydrox knockoffs

Edit: source https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrox#:~:text=U.S.&text=Oreo was created in 1912,is less soggy in milk.
- And hydrox are just a knock off of these
Bustin' makes me feel good.
I belly laughed at 'Gonad Vortex'
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I had an Oreo once and it was the second most disappointing thing I've ever eaten. Tasted like coal.

Bourbon creams are the real shit, and not even the cheapest manufacturer seems to be able to fuck them up.
And I thought it's expired...

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