Tesla Recalls Cybertrucks as Team Trump Tries to Pump Up Stock Price

Tesla recalled nearly all Cybertrucks a day after Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnik begged Fox News viewers to buy the company’s stock.

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Don't worry Trump will shortly be penning an executive order telling the SEC to reset Tesla's stock price to its highest valuation.
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Buy a Tesla! We'll even throw in a faulty bumper if you call in the next 30 minutes!