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I’m not inclined to work past 36.
I’m currently 36.
My tips for surviving beyond middle age.
Move to a country with socialised healthcare and reasonable unemployment systems.
Develop a mental illness, you're 36 so you probably have a couple already.
Apply for disability and reduce your workload to 20 hours a week.
Have your parents die so you can have a chance at owning a house so you have somewhere to die other than hospice.
Kids are a double edged sword, kill you now, look after you later. Might be better financially to not bother, as you'll have to go back to full time work just for a chance to ensure they don't grow up neglected, and if they do there goes your retirement.
Have your parents die? So murder your parents?
Also Kids are not a double edge sword. You are not supposed to have kids, so they take care of you when you are old. That's just a recipe for them growing up neglected.
Dark humour is like food, not everybody gets it.
Most people here are deranged lol
Countries with socialized healthcare and reasonable unemployment systems aren't letting poor Americans in.
Don't worry, depending which way the election swings you'll probably have a legitimate reason to seek asylum.
Screw you I plan die early, so I'm retiring now.