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I’m not even supposed to be here today.
My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!
In a row?
Cats-er merchant!
"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin."
This Khajit wants you to take your coins and fuck off
Catshier?
In place of a cahier, a disembodied floating cats head looks quizzically at you from behind the counter.
What do you do?
I greet the floating cat's head and look if it seems friendly or hostile.
roll for insight
MFW: "Can you get me 3 of those KY's behind you"
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