this is so sad

We should hire that Japanese laser as a consultant so it can teach its powers to American lasers.

The goverment will gladly pay for this, as long as the right businesses benefit.

Of course we'll deport the Japanese laser once it's done.

change dot org doesnt work on my device but i will start practicing anarcho primitivism immediately except for my nintendo switch and my phone and my air fryer and my pacemaker and air conditioning and my tv

Reports say the laser was fired for lasing about