Anyone need a pet? Woof woof
Will you be a good girl?
I always am
Good girl (pats head) now let's get you a collar and tag so you look like somebody owns you.
You want to be my pet?
Sure x
Let me get the leash and collar.
@JadedJade do you come housetrained?
Yes I do
@JadedJade treat-trained and full of tricks?
