I can finally be Cyclops from X-Men!!
You mean Geordi La Forge!
Or flipped the other way to be Lobot.
All his shit looks like trash, I don’t understand how/why people want it. Even hitler wouldn’t like his shoes.
Well, he preferred Hugo Boss and Coco Chanel.
Man I always wanted to look like Jerec from Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight
Didn’t the Inuit people use sunglasses like this to block the sun reflecting off the snow?
Yeah. They had slits in them so they could FUCKING SEE! But yeah that's basically what they were, based on animals like meerkats who have dark stripes around their eyes for the same reason.