Not sure I remember it from the books but I loved the “Well I am the chosen one” line followed by the book smack from Hermoine. Always get a chuckle out of me from HBP.
They stuff people’s heads down the toilet first day at Stonewall,’ he told Harry. ‘Want to come upstairs and practise?’ ‘No thanks,’ said Harry. ‘The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it – it might be sick.’ Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he’d said.