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Tell that to the network team who pushed a firewall update last night and broke something
It's wednesday captain.
I don't have to work tomorrow, so that makes it Friday.
if (!workTomorrow) { today = "Friday"; }"There's a bug. It says it's Friday tomorrow"
1 day later
"It's working for me"
Close ticket
Gotta love these Tuesday Friday Friday Friday Friday Sunday long weekends.
Documentation Friday for me.
I'm not weak you fool
I will change what I please
Yeah, fuck OP. For me and my people, it's write-only Friday!
We're not worthy.
Words of wisdom here
I deployed a ton of changes wish me luck
Why?
Because tomorrow is a holiday and therefore a day off. And ain't nobody wants to get paged on a day off because you made some dumb change that caused a production outage.
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