Excluding any attempt to game the system for more wishes, what would your three wishes from a genie be?

I would wish for a large, stable passive income source, for my health to be brought up to a good level (I have a lot of chronic health conditions), and for every military weapon on Earth to suddenly cease functioning permanently (including military weapons sold for civilian use, like AR15s)

remove u/spez as reddit CEO and replace him with Richard Stallman

1. The ability to control how much fat my body stores regardless of what I eat.
2. That I never get any disease
3. $100,000,000, with all taxes already paid, deposited into my bank account

the power of controlling matter and time, and have the knowledge of how to use it perfectly as I want

There was a time when I was more insecure where I would have wished to know everything people say about me. I feel better about myself now and it wouldn't be in my list

• Be able to know what to always say to people to make them happy or at least happier

• A decent constant income

• Honestly a bit of eloquence, I am working on it but I just wish I could do it perfectly

I would wish for universal food, education, and healthcare for everyone in perpetuity.

A partially eaten chickatrice corpse, obviously!*

Serious now. Probably health, wealth, knowledge; or practical ways to get all three.

*Nethack reference.

The ability to replicate any object.

The ability to mentally time travel anywhen in my personal timeline (which implies undo/redo).

Perfect health.

ask for good health, stable passive income and the ability to see the consequence of my choices