When you spit roast them is it a threesome or a foursome?
I think the deformities rule is more for the lovecraftian body horror that can happen. If you look at it and it's a real boner killer. Stuff like this I see and think...
Wow if this is what gets through despite a "no deformities" rule I can only imagine what mind fucking abominations of science happen that don't make it to the internet.