I'm here for the job, sir. Am I hired? 🫣 [OC]

That’s all I ask. Now if you wouldn’t mind stepping over to that couch? Just place your hands on the cushions, but remain standing and look directly at that wall. I just need to check you for anything that you might use as an advantage during the test. Don’t worry, this is standard procedure and honestly you will only feel a little tingle and almost like someone is breathing on you slightly.