I'm here for the job, sir. Am I hired? 🫣 [OC]

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Do you take dick-tation? I hope you do!
Starting from now I hope to see a post of you every day ! 🤤
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You will first need to be submitted for our company medical exam. And what do you know? I just happen to be a doctor.
- Hopefully my results come back healthy sir 🫣
So this is only your second post but I am proudly willing to say that you are one of the hottest women I've seen in my entire life.

The short hair, the dark nail polish, the piercings, and your lips from the first post just come together in a away that I can't explain, but damn.
- Thank you so much 🫣
Well it is an entry position...
- I guess I have to start somewhere 🫣
I need to see how you perform under pressure. Care to take a quick skill assessment?
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  Aw, sweetie, I’m confident you will pass. Your resume was quite extensive, but a test is helpful in determining if you’re the best candidate for the job.
Yes you are 😏 come by my office later I have some things to show you
- Yes sir 🫣

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