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Jesus, that woke bitch from Bethlehem. Shut up and make chairs!
12 0 ReplyI once smacked him and he turned the other cheek. I didn't smack him again as he was clearly getting aroused from it. Sick weirdo
8 0 ReplyHe also screamed at an out-of-season fig tree for not giving him any figs, immediately after which he hangrily overturned everything in the temple.
4 0 ReplyHe also told me to drink his blood and eat his body. I said no thank you Jesus, I'm a vegetarian
4 0 ReplyCatholic version is even weirder, because he's turning your food and drink into himself after the fact. You thought you'd had a nice cracker and some wine? Lol, you're a literal cannibal.
2 0 ReplyIt's the really, really asshole version of licking your finger and touching someone's food
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I hate when my carpenters talk about politics
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