Trumpy Bible

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The pharaoh probably called Moses 'woke'.
Jesus, that woke bitch from Bethlehem. Shut up and make chairs!
- I once smacked him and he turned the other cheek. I didn't smack him again as he was clearly getting aroused from it. Sick weirdo
  
  He also screamed at an out-of-season fig tree for not giving him any figs, immediately after which he hangrily overturned everything in the temple.
- I hate when my carpenters talk about politics

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