I guess life wont be so bad as a mute
9 0 ReplyAs someone who looks and talks like Jar Jar Binks I see this as a W.
6 0 ReplyMeesa piss n shit all ova da place!
6 1 ReplyLook like jar jar, he actually kinda has a sick design. Plus his swimming capabilities may be useful if the ice caps melt.
3 0 ReplyIdk man, I feel like I could make that tongue work for me with the ladies at the corner bar.
3 0 ReplyTaking talk and then pretending to be mute seems like the only answer to me
3 0 Replyor get one of those throat cancer robot voice box things. those are pretty dope anyway
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Do I get his athleticism? He can jump super high. And he can breathe underwater or at least hold his breath for a very long time. And the ladys will sure like that long tongue. So I would gladly take his looks.
2 0 ReplyMeesa takin an oath of silence!
2 0 ReplyLook. I can talk my way out of looking like him.
2 0 ReplyNooo! Meesa want the body instead!!
1 0 ReplyWhat if I want both...
1 0 ReplyIf you looked like JJB at least your government will take you apart so you won't have to endure it for long
1 0 ReplyThe voice. I wouldn't need to kill myself, an angry would do it for me.
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