Girls are temporary, the orb is eternal.
17 0 ReplyThe Wizard With The Phone looks really incongruous, like from a Terry Pratchett novel
15 0 ReplyIt's way easier than dragging a palantir everywhere.
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Just cast a spell, dork
Edit: also this is a sorcerer, Picard Maneuver, you heathen
15 0 Replyalso this is a sorcerer, Picard Maneuver, you heathen
Hmm, is it problematic if I say that they all look the same to me?
11 0 ReplyYes, but that doesn't make it less true
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I reverse imaged searched to see what character this was until I finally realized how you knew he was a sorcerer. Silly me.
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Maybe she likes guys who know what they're about, Greg the Sorcerer-but-dresses-like-a-Wizard
8 0 ReplyGuy, just take a 1 level dip into Bard.
4 0 ReplyCan't he just make a girl out of mud or whatever and animate her? Seems simpler than dating.
3 0 ReplySkidaddle skadoodle your-
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